ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!! Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest….
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President Promises Dictatorship of the Proletariat
Yesterday, the workers and peasants marched and sang hymns to Comrade Party Chairman and President Barack Barackovich Obama at the celebration of his Second Inauguration as Supreme Head of State. During his address to the Party, B. B. Obama called on all political factions to end their opposition to his leadership so as to usher…
Noah & THE GREAT ARK OF 2013
In the year 2013, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in America and said: “Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans.” He gave Noah…
New Medicare Program…
You’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will…
Bush’s Quote
I know I made mistakes in my 8 years as President, but I did cut ALL Americans’ taxes twice, created millions of new jobs, never raised your taxes and I NEVER apologized for America’s greatness either. Now that you have seen how the current occupant of the White House has run things for the past…
Lucille and the Hotel Bill…
Lucille decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high “I agree it’s a nice hotel, but the rooms…
Maxine Poses an OBAMACARE Question…
Let me get this straight . . . . We’re going to be “gifted” with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don’t, Which purportedly covers at least ten million more people, without adding a single new doctor, but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents, Written by a committee…
Killer Joke About Liberals…
It seems a liberal in a hot-air balloon is lost and late for an appointment and descends to ask a conservative for directions. The conservative pulls out a GPS device and tells him exactly where he is. “You must be a conservative,” the balloon man says. The man on the ground asks how he knows…
Continuing the Tradition…
A little history lesson for your amusement. George Washington, our nation’s first president and leader of the American Revolution! Abe Lincoln, our most honorable leader whom pulled our nation through its darkest time! Alexander Hamilton, founding father, first secretary of the treasury and leader of the constitutional convention! Andrew Jackson, “Old Hickory” fought the British…
Are You a Christian?
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son? Student: Yes, sir. Professor: So, you believe in GOD? Student: Absolutely, sir. Professor: Is GOD good? Student: Sure. Professor: Is GOD all powerful? Student: Yes. Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help…
How Old is Grandma???
(Read this to the end– quite an eye opener.) Stay with this — the answer is at the end… It will blow you away. One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things…
Forrest Gump Goes To Heaven!!!
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, “Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you,…
Atheist and little girl conversation..
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would…
good response…
With Chelsea’s wedding coming up, Hillary wanted to play the perfect Mom. She asked Chelsea… “Have you had sex with Marc?” Chelsea said…. “Not according to Dad!”
gun control Texas style!!!
Last Thursday night around midnight, a woman from Houston, Texas was arrested, jailed, and charged with manslaughter for shooting a man 6 times in the back as he was running away with her purse. The following Monday morning, the woman was called in front of the Arraignment Judge, sworn-in, and asked to explain her actions….
how to steady oneself on a streetcar…
I think I’ll take a cab! And you thought holding on where others had their hands was “dirty”??
ATTENTION: Husband Down Aisle 5!!!
A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. “What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife. “They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,” he replies. “Put them back, we can’t afford them,” demands the wife, and so…
generation Y…
Yes, it fits like a glove. The definition that is, not the pants. People born before 1946 were called The Silent Generation. People born between 1946 and 1964 are called The Baby Boomers. People born between 1965 and 1979 are called Generation X. And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called Generation Y. Why…
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