What in the world do you do ALL day?!?!?

A man came home from work and found his 5 children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around the garden. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog anywhere…

Where White Man Went Wrong

              Indian Chief ‘Two Eagles‘ was asked by a white U.S. government official, “You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.” The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, “Considering all these events, in your opinion,…

The $50.00 Lesson

I recently asked my friends’ little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President of the United States. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there. So I asked her, “If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?” She replied,…

the definition of insanity…

“FATHOM THE HYPOCRISY OF A GOVERNMENT THAT REQUIRES EVERY CITIZEN TO PROVE THEY ARE INSURED ….. BUT NOT EVERYONE MUST PROVE THEY ARE A CITIZEN.” “AND NOW, ANY OF THOSE WHO REFUSE, OR ARE UNABLE TO PROVE THEY ARE CITIZENS WILL RECEIVE FREE INSURANCE PAID FOR BY THOSE WHO ARE FORCED TO BUY INSURANCE BECAUSE…

Panama City newspaper ad

This ad was placed in the Panama City News Herald on Feb. 5, 2012: I, William J. Flynn MD, and my 7 employees paid $236,118.00 in Federal taxes for fiscal year 2011. Although it seems like a lot of money, it would not even cover the expenses for 1 day of Michelle Obama’s recent $1,400,000.00…

Men at work…2

Using balcony railing for ladder support. Lifting heavy appliances through window using a ladder. Window washing without safety harness. Lunch in the shade. Window unit air conditioner maintenance. THEY MAY NOT BE THE SAFEST WAY IMAGINABLE, BUT YOU HAVE TO AT LEAST GIVE THEM CREDIT FOR INGENUITY! |1|  |2|

Men at work…

MEN CAN COME UP WITH THE MOST INTERESTING AND DIVERSE WAYS TO GET ANY JOB DONE! How to do maintenance on the top of a stair landing. How to extend the ladder you’re using. How to perform vehicle maintenance without a vehicle lift. Working on an inside corner of a multilevel building. |1|  |2|

5 Best Sentences…

Does any of this ring a bell for the current situation in Washington D.C.? These are possibly the 5 best sentences you’ll ever read: Unfortunately, most voters don’t know this. 1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity. 2. What one person receives without working for, another person…