Thank You America!

Dear American Taxpayer, For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand dollars for my vacation in Spain. My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time.…

Panama City newspaper ad

This ad was placed in the Panama City News Herald on Feb. 5, 2012: I, William J. Flynn MD, and my 7 employees paid $236,118.00 in Federal taxes for fiscal year 2011. Although it seems like a lot of money, it would not even cover the expenses for 1 day of Michelle Obama’s recent $1,400,000.00…

13 things your burglar won’t tell you

1.  Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator. 2.  Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a…