Former Lawyers?

I am re-posting for those who have missed it. FORMER LAWYERS? (author unknown) I knew they had both lost their law licenses, but I didn’t know why until I read this. This is 100% legit. I checked it out at the Illinois Attorney Registration And Disciplinary Committee website. It’s the official arm of lawyer discipline…

you may be a Muslim…

This is straight forward country thinking… Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. You may be a Muslim 3. You have more…