photos of irony…III

EVENINGS AT 7 IN THE PARRISH HALL MON     ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS TUE     ABUSED SPOUSES WED     EATING DISORDERS THU     SAY NO TO DRUGS FRI     TEEN SUICIDE WATCH SAT     SOUP KITCHEN SUNDAY     SERMON 9 A.M. “AMERICA’S JOYOUS FUTURE” Psychic Fair Cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE: FISH OF THE DAY BEEF ILLITERATE? WRITE FOR FREE HELP. ILLITERACY…

photos of irony…II

NO SMOKING ON THESE PREMISES LANE CLOSED TO EASE CONGESTION Phone out of service? Give us a call. PACIFIC BELL African American Museum —–> <—– Sedgwick County Jail |1|  |2|  |3|

Donations for Congress…..

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing Is moving…. Suddenly, a man knocks on the car window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?” “Terrorists have kidnapped Congress and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom! Otherwise,they are going to douse them…