Tag: television

How Old is Grandma???

(Read this to the end– quite an eye opener.) Stay with this — the answer is at the end… It will blow you away. One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things…

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Dick Clark’s Home – A real Man Cave!

An iconic celebrity needs an equally impressive home, and that is exactly what television legend Dick Clark has had. The 82-year-old was selling his Malibu retreat and the house looks just like the Flintstones’ home in the famous cartoon. Sitting on top of a very steep hill, the specially designed home is on the market…

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you may be a Muslim…

This is straight forward country thinking… Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. You may be a Muslim 3. You have more…

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NOW this is “really” funny…..

The wife and I were at home watching TV. I had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. She became more and more annoyed and finally said: “For God’s sake! Leave it on the porn channel! You already know how to fish!”

Ahhh – memories!…

I’m older than dirt! Someone asked the other day, ‘What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?’ ‘We didn’t have fast food when I was growing up,’ I informed him. ‘All the food was slow.’ ‘C’mon, seriously. Where did you eat?’ ‘It was a place called ‘at home!’ I explained. ‘Mum cooked…

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MEDIA…

It’s been around but we need a reminder of our freedoms, and it’s costs. I hope this finds you all in good health and spirits. ————————- You’re a 19 year old kid. You’re critically wounded and dying in the jungle somewhere in the Central Highlands of Viet Nam. It’s November 11, 1967. LZ (landing zone)…

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