Exothermic or Endothermic?

The following is reputed to be an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid-term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of…

Are You a Christian?

Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son? Student: Yes, sir. Professor: So, you believe in GOD? Student: Absolutely, sir. Professor: Is GOD good? Student: Sure. Professor: Is GOD all powerful? Student: Yes. Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help…

Divorce Agreement

Since we are not going to get gasoline back to $1.50 per gallon and coffee to $2.00 per pound maybe this would be a solution we could live with. DIVORCE AGREEMENT This is so incredibly well-put, and I can hardly believe it’s by a young person, a student!! Whatever he runs for, I’ll vote for…

Catching Pigs…

There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab, the Prof noticed one young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was…

circumcised!

For all of you in education, with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken literally…….. ‘Circumcised’ (This is priceless!) A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.…