Out at 2 A.M.

A Police STOP at 2 A.M. An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 A.M. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as…

Camel!!!

Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. The first lady asked, “What’s that?” “A condom,” the other lady responded. “This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.”…

photos of irony…III

EVENINGS AT 7 IN THE PARRISH HALL MON     ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS TUE     ABUSED SPOUSES WED     EATING DISORDERS THU     SAY NO TO DRUGS FRI     TEEN SUICIDE WATCH SAT     SOUP KITCHEN SUNDAY     SERMON 9 A.M. “AMERICA’S JOYOUS FUTURE” Psychic Fair Cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE: FISH OF THE DAY BEEF ILLITERATE? WRITE FOR FREE HELP. ILLITERACY…

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NO SMOKING ON THESE PREMISES LANE CLOSED TO EASE CONGESTION Phone out of service? Give us a call. PACIFIC BELL African American Museum —–> <—– Sedgwick County Jail |1|  |2|  |3|

New High School Principal

We watched high school principal Dennis Prager of Colorado, along with Sara Palin and Tom Brokaw on TV a couple of weeks ago….what a dynamic, down to earth speaker. Even though Palin and Brokaw were also guest speakers they did little but nod and agree with him. This is the guy that should be running…

Little Johnny…

Teacher: “Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people’s lives?” Johnny answered: “Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king.”