the DEA agent and the rancher

A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher said, “Okay, but don’t go into that field over there…” as he pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, “Look…

Love Story #161

A woman comes home and finds her husband in bed with a female midget. Furious, she screams, “You promised you wouldn’t cheat again….!” The husband replies, “For Pete’s sake, can’t you see I’m trying to cut down?”