yes I’m a senior citizen…

You’ll love this one even if you’re not a senior. . . . . YES, THIS IS US!! Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know; we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others. HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like…

How Old is Grandma???

(Read this to the end– quite an eye opener.) Stay with this — the answer is at the end… It will blow you away. One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things…

A Fridge Without Using Electricity.

This incredible idea is an extension of the pottery water cooling vessels used though the millennia. This is Mohammed Bah Abba’s Pot-in-Pot invention. In northern Nigeria, where Mohammed is from, over 90% of the villages have no electricity. His invention, which he won a Rolex Award for (and $100,000), is a refrigerator than runs without…

CURIOUS!!!

The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely known is: Pride of lions a Murder of crows an Exaltation of doves and, presumably…

all dem “chillun”…

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. “WOW,” the social worker exclaims, “are they all yours?” “Yep, they are all mine,” the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.’ She says, “sit down Terry.” All the children rush to find seats. “Well,” says the social worker,…

Mother of all Jihadist Jokes…

This is so tasteless but it cries out to be shared. Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting, having a plate of abouli and a pint of goat’s milk. The older of the two pulls a small folder out of her handbag and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing. “This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.” “Yes, I…

Little Johnny’s Sister…

Little Annie came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!” Before the mother could raise a concern, Annie went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut.” Relaxing with a hidden smile, Annie’s mom asked, “Really small, was it?” Annie replied, “No…Salty.”

Little Johnny…

Teacher: “Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people’s lives?” Johnny answered: “Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king.”

Growing up without a cell phone…

If you are 36, or older, you might think this is hilarious! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning….Uphill… Barefoot…BOTH ways….yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising…

A Blue Rose

Having four visiting family members, my wife was very busy, so I offered to go to the store for her to get some needed items which included light bulbs, paper towels, trash bags, detergent and Clorox. So off I went. I scurried around the store, gathered up my goodies and headed for the checkout counter,…