A Retiree’s Last Trip to Kroger

Yesterday I was at my local Kroger buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think, I had an elephant? So because I’m retired and have little…

retired husband….

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local…

HAT!

A few days ago my best friend from high school sent me a ‘Viet Nam Veteran’ cap. I never had one of these before, and I was pretty hyped about it, especially because my friend was considerate enough to take the time to give it to me. Yesterday, I wore it when I went to…

Thomas Jefferson’s resume…..

A History Lesson…. Who was Thomas Jefferson?: Cliff note version Thomas Jefferson was a very remarkable man who started learning very early in life and never stopped. At 5, began studying under his cousins tutor. At 9, studied Latin, Greek and French. At 14, studied classical literature and additional languages. At 16, entered the College…