Proof of Death!

There is, finally, conclusive evidence that Osama bin Laden and Muammar al-Gaddafi are dead. Yesterday, they both registered to vote in Chicago.

Muslim Riots in Detroit…..

In the wake of Osama Bin Laden’s death, Muslims have gone on the rampage in Detroit killing anyone who’s Caucasian. Police fear the death toll could rise as high as 2.