Life After Delivery

In a mother’s womb were two babies. One asked the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?” The other replies, “Why, of course. There has to be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to prepare ourselves for what we will be later.” “Nonsense,” says the other. “There is no life after delivery. What…

A Retiree’s Last Trip to Kroger

Yesterday I was at my local Kroger buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think, I had an elephant? So because I’m retired and have little…