Mexico is ANGRY!!! (continued)

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Mexico is ANGRY!!!

WOW!!!….Mexico doesn’t want their “OWN” people! Three cheers for Arizona! The shoe is on the other foot and the Mexicans from the State of Sonora, Mexico do not like it. Can you believe the nerve of these people? It’s almost funny. The State of Sonora is angry at the influx of Mexicans into Mexico!!! Nine…

bumperstickers that might start a fight II

ACTUALLY NO ONE OWES YOU CRAP I believe the BEST Social Program is a JOB How will Democrats stand up to terrorists when they can’t even face Fox News? What part of “The Terrorists Want to KILL US” don’t you get moron? Why should I pay for your healthcare? Annoy a Liberal Help Yourself everything…

bumperstickers that might start a fight

WHAT PART OF EUROPE ARE YOU FROM? THE PART WHOSE ASS WE SAVED, OR THE PART WHOSE ASS WE KICKED? “WHEN THE PEOPLE FEAR THEIR GOVERNMENT, THERE IS TYRANNY. WHEN THE GOVERNMENT FEARS THE PEOPLE, THERE IS LIBERTY.” ‘Fairness’ isn’t giving my money to lazy people. Why in the hell should I have to press…

British papers show no mercy

British papers are quite different from ours. They know what is going on and are not afraid to say it. MR. PRESIDENT, WE’VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE 60% OF AMERICANS WHO DON’T BELIEVE YOU’RE A CHRISTIAN! CAN WE BEHEAD THEM? UH-OH. MICHELLE, THESE ARE TOUGH ECONOMIC TIMES! DID YOU REALLY NEED TO BLOW…

A Must Read…

“Good morning,” said a woman as she walked up to the man sitting on the ground. The man slowly looked up. This was a woman clearly accustomed to the finer things of life. Her coat was new. She looked like she had never missed a meal in her life. His first thought was that she…

And they say there are NO new business ideas…

LADY SELLING Lemonade on the Beach (reportedly clearing $250 per day)…     The Psychology of business is to “know what your customers want!” This guy probably does not know what he is drinking, nor does he care… because he is after something more than sugared down lemon juice. Reportedly for $10 a try, you will…

Dear Mr. President

Dear Mr. President: During my shift in the Emergency Room last night, I had the pleasure of evaluating a patient whose smile revealed an expensive shiny gold tooth, whose body was adorned with a wide assortment of elaborate and costly tattoos, who wore a very expensive brand of tennis shoes and who chatted on a…

Panama City newspaper ad

This ad was placed in the Panama City News Herald on Feb. 5, 2012: I, William J. Flynn MD, and my 7 employees paid $236,118.00 in Federal taxes for fiscal year 2011. Although it seems like a lot of money, it would not even cover the expenses for 1 day of Michelle Obama’s recent $1,400,000.00…

How Older Guys Pick Up Chicks

HOW OLDER GUYS PICK UP CHICKS A truly touching story…. I met a girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet. As we lay making love, I thought “These Taser guns are well worth…

Husband, Wife & a Convict…

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of…

dog and college…

A young cowboy from Montana goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all his money … he calls home. “Dad,” he says, “You won’t believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Missoula that will teach our dog, Ole’ Blue how to talk!” “That’s amazing,”…

Lawyer and the Senior Citizen

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The senior is tired and just wants…

Square Testicles!!!

This is a joke that is supposed to bring you luck. An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money….