Only the Irish…

Paddy was waiting at the bus stop with his mate when a lorry went by loaded up with rolls of turf. Paddy said, ‘ I gonna do that when I win the lottery ‘. ‘What’s dat ‘, says his mate. ‘T’m going to send my lawn away to be cut ‘, says Paddy.

Secession petitions!

Secession petitions filed in 20 states — WOW! By Mike Krumboltz, Yahoo! News | The Lookout In the wake of last week’s presidential election, thousands of Americans have signed petitions seeking permission for their states to peacefully secede from the United States. The petitions were filed on We the People, a government website. States with…