The $50.00 Lesson

I recently asked my friends’ little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President of the United States. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there. So I asked her, “If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?” She replied,…

Only the Irish…

Paddy was waiting at the bus stop with his mate when a lorry went by loaded up with rolls of turf. Paddy said, ‘ I gonna do that when I win the lottery ‘. ‘What’s dat ‘, says his mate. ‘T’m going to send my lawn away to be cut ‘, says Paddy.