A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “LIsten,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?” “Certainly,” said…
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How the Mind Works…
A practical example of how the human mind works. In the picture below, we will analyze what it represents to some groups of people. Read the review after the photo… – For young men, it’s a nice ass. Only the most observant will define this as an ass crossing the street. The really observant will…
LEROY
LEROY SUDDENLY REALIZED HE WAS IN LINE FOR A JOB INSTEAD OF FOOD STAMPS…
Proof of Death!
There is, finally, conclusive evidence that Osama bin Laden and Muammar al-Gaddafi are dead. Yesterday, they both registered to vote in Chicago.
new candidate…
Too bad this guy isn’t running for President. He has what Obama is lacking. As does this hog….
Sign in Alaska
ISLAMIC TERRORISTS ARE LIKE KING SALMON…..LIFE IS GOOD UNTIL THE SEALS SHOW UP Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain
It’s Only a Gas Tank, Officer…
It’s only a gas tank, but I wonder how many times the cops stopped him. What do you think?
t-shirts for plumbers…
PLUMBER’S CRACK CAMOUFLAGE T-SHIRTS.
Out at 2 A.M.
A Police STOP at 2 A.M. An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 A.M. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as…
A Retiree’s Last Trip to Kroger
Yesterday I was at my local Kroger buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think, I had an elephant? So because I’m retired and have little…
My GREAT Weekend!
A balding, white haired man from Chebacco Lake Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man…
This is the COOLEST gutter downspout I have ever seen…
AMAZING! How would you like to have a downspout like this one? It would be a conversation piece, that’s for sure.
The secret to a really good bacon burger…
One little, but well kept, secret. The REAL way to make an authentic bacon burger.
touching story…
THIS IS A VERY TOUCHING STORY, VERY HARD TO READ, ABOUT TWO BROTHERS WHO WERE SEPARATED AT BIRTH. IT’S A STORY OF LIFE & DEATH, AND THE CRUEL TWIST OF FATE. IT’S CERTAIN TO STIR YOUR HEART AND TOUCH YOUR SOUL. THIS EMAIL IS ONE I COULD NOT ERASE BEFORE SHARING. HAPPY EASTER!
The Horror in IRAN! 2
THOSE BASTARDS…!!! HOW COULD THEY…??? |1| |2|
The Horror in IRAN!
I can honestly say, I never want to see images like these again. If they don’t bring tears to your eyes you have no soul. WARNING: This is abuse at it’s highest level! I’m only posting this because I know we’re all adults, and can stand seeing such horrible images. Pure cruelty… It cut’s your heart…
“Out of Order” Sign…
A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer while trying to remove a jammed piece of paper. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don’t have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to…
Only the Irish…
Paddy was waiting at the bus stop with his mate when a lorry went by loaded up with rolls of turf. Paddy said, ‘ I gonna do that when I win the lottery ‘. ‘What’s dat ‘, says his mate. ‘T’m going to send my lawn away to be cut ‘, says Paddy.
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