POLICE? FIRE DUDE? POLICE DOGS: ALWAYS READY TO GO AND ALWAYS LOOKING THE PART 🙂 WHAT WEED? I HAVEN’T SEEN ANY WEED AND A COUPLE MORE… “I CAN’T BELIEVE I GOT DESK DUTY FOR ‘EXCESSIVE USE OF FORCE’ …..AGAIN! BUT, ‘DANG’, THAT BAD GUY JUST TASTED SOOOO GOOD!” A COP PULLED ME OVER AND SAID,…

IT WAS THAT MOMENT HE DECIDED TO BECOME A COP BAD COP & GOOD COP BICYCLE COPS…..FASTER THAN A CORVETTE WHASSUP, GEORGE? BOMB SQUAD GUY JUST SAID “OOOPS!” “I’M STARTING TO REALLY LIKE THE SMELL OF COCAINE.” DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY I PULLED YOU OVER TODAY? K9 UNIT “YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU…