A Matter of Perspective…2

PERSPECTIVE: the ability to look at something from a different point of view. YES, THIS IS A PICTURE OF A SLEEPING CHILD AND NOT WHAT YOU THOUGHT They’re just tall weeds. IS A JOY FOREVER! It is just two ears next to each other It’s just a tree. this is just a martini glass for…

A Matter of Perspective…1

PERSPECTIVE: the ability to look at something from a different point of view. These are heels! It’s just a lamp. What did you think it was? don’t get excited…it’s a tomato JUST NUNS LOOK AGAIN….TURN IT TO THE RIGHT! It’s just egg shells |1|  |2|  |3|  |4|

The Perfect Man! 3

The Perfect Guy (Is Always Wound Up And Ready To Go.) The Perfect Guy (Is Always Wound Up And Ready To Go.) The Perfect Guy (Gives You Dozens Of Reasons To Love Him.) The Perfect Guy (Never Runs Out Of Steam.) AND FINALLY… I don’t ask for much in a man. He only has to…

The Perfect Man! 2

The Perfect Guy (Never Minds Getting Down And Dirty.) The Perfect Guy (Is Always Wound Up And Ready To Go.) The Perfect Guy (Is Always There To Do The Dirty Work.) The Perfect Guy (Never Stops Until The Job’s Done.) The Perfect Guy (Knows You Can Never Be Too Sweet Or Too Sexy.) |1|  |2| …

The Perfect Man!

The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side, He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking – Cleaning and…

Where White Man Went Wrong

              Indian Chief ‘Two Eagles‘ was asked by a white U.S. government official, “You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.” The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, “Considering all these events, in your opinion,…

Female Cops….2

Pakistan Philippines Singapore South Korea Taiwan Viet Nam Afghanistan’s first-ever female district police chief, Col. Jamila Bayaz And…..then there’s…The USA…..Right? Here in New Orleans, Louisiana They just make you proud. Don’t they? [NOTE: The feature image is of the North Korean traffic police.] |1|  |2|

Female Cops….

NEVER FEAR: THE U.S. LADY POLICE FORCE WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE MUSLIMS AND SHARIA LAWS! THE FOLLOWING IMAGES ARE ‘PRICELESS’! These are the lady police officers of……. ChinaHong KongIndia Indonesia Japan Malaysia North Korea [NOTE: The feature image is of the Iranian police.] |1|  |2|

quote of quotes…

This has got to be amongst the best quotes of all time. As an American I am not so shocked that Obama was given the Nobel Peace Prize without any accomplishments to his name, because America gave him the White House based on the same credentials. ~Newt Gingrich

Church can be hilarious!!!

Church signs that will make you laugh! STAYING IN BED SHOUTING, OH GOD ! DOES NOT CONSTITUTE GOING TO CHURCH GOD DOES NOT BELIEVE IN ATHEISTS THEREFORE ATHEISTS DO NOT EXIST FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES – IT MESSES WITH THEIR HEADS FREE COFFEE EVERLASTING LIFE YES MEMBERSHIP HAS ITS PRIVILEGES READ THE BIBLE – IT WILL…

I VOTED FOR OBAMA…

Totally hilarious and absurd portrayal of a welfare recipient that voted for Obama. Hope you get as much of a laugh out of this as I did!

brain cells…

I don’t think I’ve ever heard the concept explained any better than this. Well you see, Norm, it’s like this..A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection…

Pocket Tazer Stun Gun

ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!! Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest….

Noah & THE GREAT ARK OF 2013

In the year 2013, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in America and said: “Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans.” He gave Noah…

New Medicare Program…

You’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will…

Bush’s Quote

I know I made mistakes in my 8 years as President, but I did cut ALL Americans’ taxes twice, created millions of new jobs, never raised your taxes and I NEVER apologized for America’s greatness either. Now that you have seen how the current occupant of the White House has run things for the past…

Lucille and the Hotel Bill…

Lucille decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high “I agree it’s a nice hotel, but the rooms…

Maxine Poses an OBAMACARE Question…

Let me get this straight . . . . We’re going to be “gifted” with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don’t, Which purportedly covers at least ten million more people, without adding a single new doctor, but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents, Written by a committee…