Koala’s Needing Water…

AT 120 DEGREES IN AUSTRALIA, IT WAS SO HOT FOR A WEEK THAT KOALAS WERE ASKING PEOPLE FOR WATER. IT’S NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE. CYCLIST SACRIFICES HIS TRACK TIME TO GIVE A KOALA BEAR SOMETHING TO DRINK. ONE WENT TO A HOUSE TO TRY TO HIDE FROM THE HEAT AND TO GET A BIT OF…

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After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while … Then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” She asks … “What does that mean?” He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.” She smiled…

It is so hot in the Midwest that……

….the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground. ….the trees are whistling for the dogs. ….the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. ….hot water comes from both taps. ….you can make sun tea instantly. ….you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good…