Little Johnny’s Sister…

Little Annie came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!” Before the mother could raise a concern, Annie went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut.” Relaxing with a hidden smile, Annie’s mom asked, “Really small, was it?” Annie replied, “No…Salty.”

dog and college…

A young cowboy from Montana goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all his money … he calls home. “Dad,” he says, “You won’t believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Missoula that will teach our dog, Ole’ Blue how to talk!” “That’s amazing,”…