An Inspirational Golf Story…

Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament. At first I said, “Naaahhh! I already play 3 times a week.” Then they said to me “Come on, it’s for handicapped and blind kids.” Then I thought… Shit, I could win this thing!!!

Handicapped parking…

Today I had to run to the grocery store. As I approached the entrance, I noticed a driver looking for A parking space. I flagged the driver and pointed out a parking space in the handicap area. The driver looked puzzled. “I’m not handicapped,” she said. Well, was my face red. “Oh, sorry about that,…