woman’s vs man’s poem 2

A woman needs a man… – a poem by Michael Leunig A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle; A man needs a sushi when a woman is an icicle; A man needs a car to zip across town To order a tuna and gobble it down. The tuna needs cars to…

woman’s vs man’s poem

WOMAN’S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who’s not a creep, One who’s handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who’ll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he’s rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won’t be…

72 Years Later…

Must keep this information alive as the concentration camp survivors die off. It sure as hell ISN’T being taught in public schools, since history has been re-written to serve another purpose. Those of us over 60 or so are the last generation to remember what WAS, not what has been invented. Please keep in mind…

The New Miss Kentucky!

This picture will haunt her for the rest of her life, no doubt about it… Make-up and hair style ………………$500 New dress for the show ………………$700 Giant stuffed bear ……………………$300 Not knowing how to hold the bear with a cordless microphone in her hand …….. Priceless!!!

chuckles…

About 6-year old brains… A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may…