Little Johnny…

Teacher: “Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people’s lives?” Johnny answered: “Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king.” Advertisements

road rage….

So anyway, I’m behind this prick who can’t fucking drive. Weaving all over the place and hasn’t got a fucking clue. I’m roaring, “You fucking Paki bastard, learn to drive!! And while you’re at it, why don’t you fuck off back to your own country you smelly prick.” You know what the cheeky bastard did?…