My Very First Time…..

The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I * Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what she wanted to do * Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers down her spine * I didn’t know how But I tried…

It is so hot in the Midwest that……

….the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground. ….the trees are whistling for the dogs. ….the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. ….hot water comes from both taps. ….you can make sun tea instantly. ….you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good…