British papers show no mercy

British papers are quite different from ours. They know what is going on and are not afraid to say it. MR. PRESIDENT, WE’VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE 60% OF AMERICANS WHO DON’T BELIEVE YOU’RE A CHRISTIAN! CAN WE BEHEAD THEM? UH-OH. MICHELLE, THESE ARE TOUGH ECONOMIC TIMES! DID YOU REALLY NEED TO BLOW…

De Walt Nail Gun

A must have in every home in America! For everyone who would rather not have a gun in the house! In view of the recent Supreme Court ruling, sales of this new product may skyrocket. Washington thinks they are going to take away our guns, so check this out. I like it! NAIL GUNS! And,…

The Fence

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks as…

Catching Pigs…

There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab, the Prof noticed one young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was…

At the Cemetery…..

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old, pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing them. ‘One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,’ said…

daughter (or son) talk…

A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be very liberal, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth. She was deeply ashamed that her…