woman’s vs man’s poem 2

A woman needs a man… – a poem by Michael Leunig A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle; A man needs a sushi when a woman is an icicle; A man needs a car to zip across town To order a tuna and gobble it down. The tuna needs cars to…

woman’s vs man’s poem

WOMAN’S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who’s not a creep, One who’s handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who’ll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he’s rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won’t be…

And they say there are NO new business ideas…

LADY SELLING Lemonade on the Beach (reportedly clearing $250 per day)…     The Psychology of business is to “know what your customers want!” This guy probably does not know what he is drinking, nor does he care… because he is after something more than sugared down lemon juice. Reportedly for $10 a try, you will…

Little Johnny…

Teacher: “Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people’s lives?” Johnny answered: “Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king.”

Beautiful Text…..

My wife being the romantic sort, just sent me a text…………. “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” I…