THIS MAN JUST WANTED TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR HIS DAUGHTER. BUT WHAT HAPPENED NEXT ALMOST GAVE HIM A HEART ATTACK. Last night my wife was playing tennis and it was just my daughter and myself at home. I bought a small helium tank from a party store, and we put a blimp together. And…
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RULES for Dating MY Daughter!
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot…
Family Lives Without Money and Thrives!?!?
Family Lives Without Money—By Choice—and Thrives By Beth Greenfield Fellmer with Alma Lucia, left, and Nieves Palmer. Photo courtesy of Raphael Fellmer. A Berlin family of three has been living on practically nothing but love and the goodwill of others for more than two years and counting—not as a victims of the rough economy, but…
Pray for your President
Psalm 109:8 My daughter and I were in slow-moving traffic the other day and we were stopped behind a car that had an unusual Obama bumper sticker on it. It read: “Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8”. When we got home I got out the Bible and opened it up to the scripture. I started laughing…
Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a TEXAN?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the…
Letter From A Mother to A Daughter!
THIS IS DEDICATED TO ALL THE SENIOR MOTHERS OUT THERE – INCLUDING MY OWN MOTHER… [THIS COULD ALSO PERTAIN TO SENIOR FATHERS]. “My dear girl, the day you see I’m getting old, I ask you to please be patient, but most of all, try to understand what I’m going through. If when we talk, I…
nose ring…
MY 15 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER ASKED ME IF SHE COULD GET A NOSE RING? SO I BOUGHT HER ONE!
Little Johnny’s Sister…
Little Annie came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!” Before the mother could raise a concern, Annie went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut.” Relaxing with a hidden smile, Annie’s mom asked, “Really small, was it?” Annie replied, “No…Salty.”
daughter (or son) talk…
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be very liberal, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth. She was deeply ashamed that her…
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