Koala’s Needing Water…

AT 120 DEGREES IN AUSTRALIA, IT WAS SO HOT FOR A WEEK THAT KOALAS WERE ASKING PEOPLE FOR WATER. IT’S NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE. CYCLIST SACRIFICES HIS TRACK TIME TO GIVE A KOALA BEAR SOMETHING TO DRINK. ONE WENT TO A HOUSE TO TRY TO HIDE FROM THE HEAT AND TO GET A BIT OF…

Husband, Wife & a Convict…

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of…

ABCDEFGHIJK…

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while … Then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” She asks … “What does that mean?” He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.” She smiled…