cowboy common sense…

A LITTLE COMMON SENSE FROM AN OLD COWBOY … Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. Words that soak into your ears are whispered… not yelled….

VOTED BEST PICK-UP LINE…

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?” “No”, he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just…

Why Grandpa Carries a Gun!

The most important read of your lifetime – “A Little Gun History” which is last on this page!!  And you do not have to be a Grandpa – just a freedom loving American!!! The Quintessential reason – Why Grandpa carries a gun: Please take time to read this and pay particular attention to “A Little Gun History” about half way…

dog and college…

A young cowboy from Montana goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all his money … he calls home. “Dad,” he says, “You won’t believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Missoula that will teach our dog, Ole’ Blue how to talk!” “That’s amazing,”…