10 SEX FACTS

10 SEX FACTS: 1. Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds. 2. Every day, there are over 120 million sexual encounters taking place all over the world. 3. There are men in Guam whose job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex…

you may be a Muslim…

This is straight forward country thinking… Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. You may be a Muslim 3. You have more…

Thomas Jefferson’s resume…..

A History Lesson…. Who was Thomas Jefferson?: Cliff note version Thomas Jefferson was a very remarkable man who started learning very early in life and never stopped. At 5, began studying under his cousins tutor. At 9, studied Latin, Greek and French. At 14, studied classical literature and additional languages. At 16, entered the College…

the recession…..

The Recession has hit everybody…… I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEOs are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife. If the bank returns your…