What in the world do you do ALL day?!?!?

A man came home from work and found his 5 children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around the garden. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog anywhere…

I Am Still the Light!!!

Twas’ 11 days before Christmas, around 9:38, when 20 beautiful children stormed through heaven’s gate. Their smiles were contagious, their laughter filled the air. They could hardly believe all the beauty they saw there. They were filled with such joy, they didn’t know what to say. They remembered nothing of what had happened earlier that…

Do You Want to be a Mermaid or a Whale?

I didn’t write this but absolutely love what this woman wrote. So well done! Please read; it’s quite enjoyable and please feel free to share. ♥ A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was “This summer, do you want to…

72 Years Later…

Must keep this information alive as the concentration camp survivors die off. It sure as hell ISN’T being taught in public schools, since history has been re-written to serve another purpose. Those of us over 60 or so are the last generation to remember what WAS, not what has been invented. Please keep in mind…

Cobra safeguards 2 Puppies for 48 hours

Children are like angels, this is a dedication to all the humans who ill-treat their children on the basis of their gender/in-capabilities. This happened in Punjab, India, were two pups fell by accident into a well, while playing with other siblings. The owner of the pups found 2 puppies missing in the group and later…

How the Mind Works…

A practical example of how the human mind works. In the picture below, we will analyze what it represents to some groups of people. Read the review after the photo… – For young men, it’s a nice ass. Only the most observant will define this as an ass crossing the street. The really observant will…

all dem “chillun”…

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. “WOW,” the social worker exclaims, “are they all yours?” “Yep, they are all mine,” the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.’ She says, “sit down Terry.” All the children rush to find seats. “Well,” says the social worker,…

Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a TEXAN?

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the…

retired husband….

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local…

Son’s Letter to Dad…

A father passing by his son’s bedroom, was astonished to see that the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, ‘Dad.’ With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. Dear Dad, It…

chuckles…

About 6-year old brains… A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may…