gun control Texas style!!!

Last Thursday night around midnight, a woman from Houston, Texas was arrested, jailed, and charged with manslaughter for shooting a man 6 times in the back as he was running away with her purse. The following Monday morning, the woman was called in front of the Arraignment Judge, sworn-in, and asked to explain her actions….

Only the Irish…

Paddy was waiting at the bus stop with his mate when a lorry went by loaded up with rolls of turf. Paddy said, ‘ I gonna do that when I win the lottery ‘. ‘What’s dat ‘, says his mate. ‘T’m going to send my lawn away to be cut ‘, says Paddy.