Lucille decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high “I agree it’s a nice hotel, but the rooms…
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A Must Read…
“Good morning,” said a woman as she walked up to the man sitting on the ground. The man slowly looked up. This was a woman clearly accustomed to the finer things of life. Her coat was new. She looked like she had never missed a meal in her life. His first thought was that she…
Do You Want a FREE House?
IF YOU DO NOT READ ANY THING ELSE, BE SURE TO TAKE THE TIME TO READ THIS: WANT A FREE HOUSE? I was in my neighborhood restaurant this morning and was seated behind a group of jubilant individuals celebrating the coming implementation of the health care bill. I could not finish my breakfast. This is…
Blow-Dryer Mishap
A good lesson for all… Bob’s wife caught him blow-drying his pecker this morning and asked him what the hell he was doing? Apparently, “heating up your breakfast” was not the right answer!
Achievable Diet Plan
ACHIEVABLE DIET PLAN…(for those of us who really need it, myself included)! Breakfast 1 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 1 cup skim milk Lunch 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken 1 cup spinach 1 cup herbal tea 1 Hershey’s kiss Afternoon Tea The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag 1 tub of…
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