An Inspirational Golf Story…

Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament. At first I said, “Naaahhh! I already play 3 times a week.” Then they said to me “Come on, it’s for handicapped and blind kids.” Then I thought… Shit, I could win this thing!!! Advertisements

chuckles…

About 6-year old brains… A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may…

Brighten your day!!!

My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am this morning, can you believe that ….. 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes. *** Man calls the police and says “I think my wife is dead!” The operator says, “How do you know?” He says “The sex is the same but…

Bass Pro Shop Salesman…

A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday. She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, “Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me…