ACTUALLY NO ONE OWES YOU CRAP I believe the BEST Social Program is a JOB How will Democrats stand up to terrorists when they can’t even face Fox News? What part of “The Terrorists Want to KILL US” don’t you get moron? Why should I pay for your healthcare? Annoy a Liberal Help Yourself everything…
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bumperstickers that might start a fight
WHAT PART OF EUROPE ARE YOU FROM? THE PART WHOSE ASS WE SAVED, OR THE PART WHOSE ASS WE KICKED? “WHEN THE PEOPLE FEAR THEIR GOVERNMENT, THERE IS TYRANNY. WHEN THE GOVERNMENT FEARS THE PEOPLE, THERE IS LIBERTY.” ‘Fairness’ isn’t giving my money to lazy people. Why in the hell should I have to press…
19 Year Old Ex-Cheerleader…
This 19 year old ex-cheerleader now an Air Force Security Forces Sniper, was watching a road in Pakistan that led to a NATO military base when she observed a man digging by the road. She engaged the target (she shot him). It turned out he was a bomb maker for the Taliban, and he was…
The Farmer’s Donkey
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his…
How the Mind Works…
A practical example of how the human mind works. In the picture below, we will analyze what it represents to some groups of people. Read the review after the photo… – For young men, it’s a nice ass. Only the most observant will define this as an ass crossing the street. The really observant will…
Brighten your day!!!
My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am this morning, can you believe that ….. 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes. *** Man calls the police and says “I think my wife is dead!” The operator says, “How do you know?” He says “The sex is the same but…
How to say “I Love You”…
How to say ‘I love you’ in various languages… Afrikaans ——————————————————- Ek het jou lief Albanian —————————————————————— Te dua Arabic ————————————————- Ana behibak (to male) Arabic ———————————————– Ana behibek (to female) Armenian —————————————————– Yes kez sirumen Bambara —————————————————————— M’bi fe Bangla ————————————- Amee tuma ke bhalo baashee Belarusian —————————————————- Ya tabe kahayu Bisaya ———————————————- Nahigugma…