The Perfect Guy (Never Minds Getting Down And Dirty.) The Perfect Guy (Is Always Wound Up And Ready To Go.) The Perfect Guy (Is Always There To Do The Dirty Work.) The Perfect Guy (Never Stops Until The Job’s Done.) The Perfect Guy (Knows You Can Never Be Too Sweet Or Too Sexy.) |1| |2| …
Category: Humor
The Perfect Man!
The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side, He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking – Cleaning and…
woman’s vs man’s poem 2
A woman needs a man… – a poem by Michael Leunig A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle; A man needs a sushi when a woman is an icicle; A man needs a car to zip across town To order a tuna and gobble it down. The tuna needs cars to…
woman’s vs man’s poem
WOMAN’S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who’s not a creep, One who’s handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who’ll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he’s rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won’t be…
bumperstickers that might start a fight II
ACTUALLY NO ONE OWES YOU CRAP I believe the BEST Social Program is a JOB How will Democrats stand up to terrorists when they can’t even face Fox News? What part of “The Terrorists Want to KILL US” don’t you get moron? Why should I pay for your healthcare? Annoy a Liberal Help Yourself everything…
bumperstickers that might start a fight
WHAT PART OF EUROPE ARE YOU FROM? THE PART WHOSE ASS WE SAVED, OR THE PART WHOSE ASS WE KICKED? “WHEN THE PEOPLE FEAR THEIR GOVERNMENT, THERE IS TYRANNY. WHEN THE GOVERNMENT FEARS THE PEOPLE, THERE IS LIBERTY.” ‘Fairness’ isn’t giving my money to lazy people. Why in the hell should I have to press…
Where White Man Went Wrong
Indian Chief ‘Two Eagles‘ was asked by a white U.S. government official, “You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.” The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, “Considering all these events, in your opinion,…
British papers show no mercy
British papers are quite different from ours. They know what is going on and are not afraid to say it. MR. PRESIDENT, WE’VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE 60% OF AMERICANS WHO DON’T BELIEVE YOU’RE A CHRISTIAN! CAN WE BEHEAD THEM? UH-OH. MICHELLE, THESE ARE TOUGH ECONOMIC TIMES! DID YOU REALLY NEED TO BLOW…
Female Cops….2
Pakistan Philippines Singapore South Korea Taiwan Viet Nam Afghanistan’s first-ever female district police chief, Col. Jamila Bayaz And…..then there’s…The USA…..Right? Here in New Orleans, Louisiana They just make you proud. Don’t they? [NOTE: The feature image is of the North Korean traffic police.] |1| |2|
Female Cops….
NEVER FEAR: THE U.S. LADY POLICE FORCE WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE MUSLIMS AND SHARIA LAWS! THE FOLLOWING IMAGES ARE ‘PRICELESS’! These are the lady police officers of……. ChinaHong KongIndia Indonesia Japan Malaysia North Korea [NOTE: The feature image is of the Iranian police.] |1| |2|
Dog’s Diary vs Cat’s Diary
DOG’S DIARY 8:00 am – Dog food! ….. My favorite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! ….. My favorite thing! 9:40 am – A walk in the park! ….. My favorite thing! 10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! ….. My favorite thing! 12:00 pm – Milk bones! ….. My favorite thing! 1:00 pm…
A Country Founded by Geniuses BUT Run by Idiots
1. If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally, … you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots. 2. If you have to get your parents permission to go on a field trip or take an aspirin in…
Exothermic or Endothermic?
The following is reputed to be an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid-term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of…
yes I’m a senior citizen…
You’ll love this one even if you’re not a senior. . . . . YES, THIS IS US!! Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know; we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others. HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like…
quote of quotes…
This has got to be amongst the best quotes of all time. As an American I am not so shocked that Obama was given the Nobel Peace Prize without any accomplishments to his name, because America gave him the White House based on the same credentials. ~Newt Gingrich
Church can be hilarious!!!
Church signs that will make you laugh! STAYING IN BED SHOUTING, OH GOD ! DOES NOT CONSTITUTE GOING TO CHURCH GOD DOES NOT BELIEVE IN ATHEISTS THEREFORE ATHEISTS DO NOT EXIST FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES – IT MESSES WITH THEIR HEADS FREE COFFEE EVERLASTING LIFE YES MEMBERSHIP HAS ITS PRIVILEGES READ THE BIBLE – IT WILL…
I VOTED FOR OBAMA…
Totally hilarious and absurd portrayal of a welfare recipient that voted for Obama. Hope you get as much of a laugh out of this as I did!
brain cells…
I don’t think I’ve ever heard the concept explained any better than this. Well you see, Norm, it’s like this..A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection…
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