Hillbilly striptease…

Cletus & Billy Bob Cletus is passing by Billy Bob’s hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor. Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of…

Handicapped parking…

Today I had to run to the grocery store. As I approached the entrance, I noticed a driver looking for A parking space. I flagged the driver and pointed out a parking space in the handicap area. The driver looked puzzled. “I’m not handicapped,” she said. Well, was my face red. “Oh, sorry about that,…