SO A GORILLA DIES OF OLD AGE AT A ZOO… WHAT THIS ZOO DID NEXT IS GENIUS!
So a gorilla dies of old age at a zoo, right before the zoo opens.
It is the only gorilla at the zoo, since they are not very profitable.
However, the gorilla is their most popular attraction by far, and they cannot afford to go a day without it.
So, the zoo owner asks one of his workers to wear a gorilla suit that they have in storage, and offered to pay him an extra $100 a day if he would go in the gorilla cage and pretend to be the gorilla, until the zoo can afford a new one.
People from all over are coming to see the “human-like” gorilla.
About a month in, the craze has started to wear off.
So, to get peoples attention back, he decides to climb over his enclosure and hang from the net ceiling above the lions den next to him.
Suddenly the man loses his grip and falls to the floor of the lions den.
The man starts screaming “HELP!!! HELP!!!”
Suddenly a lion pounces him from behind and whispers in his ear, “Shut the foock up right now, or you’re going to get us both fired.”