wedding party…

At a wedding party recently, someone yelled, “All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living.” The bartender was crushed to death… Advertisements

WD-40

Do you know what the main ingredient is in WD-40? Read to the end to find out. Who knew!!!! I had a neighbor who bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown…

VOTED BEST PICK-UP LINE…

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?” “No”, he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just…

speeding ticket…

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Yes Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: You don’t have one? Woman: I’ve lost it four times for drunk driving. Officer: I see…then can I see your…