who died before they collected Social Security?

(author unknown) REPEAT? IF SO, PLEASE READ AGAIN… The reference to Social Security and Medicare as an entitlement is offensive to me. It is my employer and I who put the money into those forced government programs. I had no choice. Where does a scheme like that become an entitlement? This is such a misleading…

An apology letter to Mr. Obama….from the Matt Walsh blog

Dear President Obama, I’m reaching out to you as a friend. I know you must be deeply hurting after what happened at the Missouri State Fair. Sure, you probably try to avoid watching the news while you’re on vacation, but I’m sure the pilot who airlifted your dog to your rental mansion in Martha’s Vineyard…

are WE the ones who are aging, or are they just stupid???

ONE….. Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. ‘We don’t have half dozen nuggets,’ said the teenager at the counter. ‘You don’t?’ I replied. ‘We only have six, nine, or twelve,’…

when you are over 60… who gives a shit… !

This real arsehole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, “Is that Corona or Blue?” I said, “There’s a fucking tap underneath, taste it.” ***** I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, “If you lost a few kilos, had a shave and got your hair cut,…

the DEA agent and the rancher

A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher said, “Okay, but don’t go into that field over there…” as he pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, “Look…

Why didn’t the Yanks think of this???

A friend of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan. He’s making land mines that look like prayer mats. It’s doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof.

A ‘LIST’ on why I voted Democrat…

When your friends cannot explain why they voted for the Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick their reasons from this “TOP 13″… 01. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15%…

Where Did ‘Piss Poor’ Come From?…

Here are some interesting historical information and Fun Facts for you to mull over… Urine was used to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot ,and once a day it was then taken and sold to the tannery……. if you had to do this to survive you were “Piss Poor.”…