2 cows

TWO COWS ~ [Matthias Varga] SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots…

A Matter of Perspective…4

PERSPECTIVE: the ability to look at something from a different point of view. house in San Francisco and yet another San Francisco house NOW A COUPLE OF STREET CHALK ART IMAGES that is a might large frog….hope it doesn’t swallow the baby I would be freaking out if I turned and saw such an enormous…

A Matter of Perspective…3

PERSPECTIVE: the ability to look at something from a different point of view. Why? What did you see? YOU need help HERE ARE SOME PHOTOGRAPHS AND THE WAY YOU CAN PERCEIVE THEM looks like they are holding a miniature would this be considered the hand of a higher being? THE ATTACK OF THE 100′ WOMAN…

A Matter of Perspective…2

PERSPECTIVE: the ability to look at something from a different point of view. YES, THIS IS A PICTURE OF A SLEEPING CHILD AND NOT WHAT YOU THOUGHT They’re just tall weeds. IS A JOY FOREVER! It is just two ears next to each other It’s just a tree. this is just a martini glass for…

A Matter of Perspective…1

PERSPECTIVE: the ability to look at something from a different point of view. These are heels! It’s just a lamp. What did you think it was? don’t get excited…it’s a tomato JUST NUNS LOOK AGAIN….TURN IT TO THE RIGHT! It’s just egg shells |1|  |2|  |3|  |4|

Koala’s Needing Water…

AT 120 DEGREES IN AUSTRALIA, IT WAS SO HOT FOR A WEEK THAT KOALAS WERE ASKING PEOPLE FOR WATER. IT’S NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE. CYCLIST SACRIFICES HIS TRACK TIME TO GIVE A KOALA BEAR SOMETHING TO DRINK. ONE WENT TO A HOUSE TO TRY TO HIDE FROM THE HEAT AND TO GET A BIT OF…

The Perfect Man! 3

The Perfect Guy (Is Always Wound Up And Ready To Go.) The Perfect Guy (Is Always Wound Up And Ready To Go.) The Perfect Guy (Gives You Dozens Of Reasons To Love Him.) The Perfect Guy (Never Runs Out Of Steam.) AND FINALLY… I don’t ask for much in a man. He only has to…

The Perfect Man! 2

The Perfect Guy (Never Minds Getting Down And Dirty.) The Perfect Guy (Is Always Wound Up And Ready To Go.) The Perfect Guy (Is Always There To Do The Dirty Work.) The Perfect Guy (Never Stops Until The Job’s Done.) The Perfect Guy (Knows You Can Never Be Too Sweet Or Too Sexy.) |1|  |2| …

The Perfect Man!

The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side, He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking – Cleaning and…

Mexico is ANGRY!!!

WOW!!!….Mexico doesn’t want their “OWN” people! Three cheers for Arizona! The shoe is on the other foot and the Mexicans from the State of Sonora, Mexico do not like it. Can you believe the nerve of these people? It’s almost funny. The State of Sonora is angry at the influx of Mexicans into Mexico!!! Nine…

woman’s vs man’s poem 2

A woman needs a man… – a poem by Michael Leunig A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle; A man needs a sushi when a woman is an icicle; A man needs a car to zip across town To order a tuna and gobble it down. The tuna needs cars to…

woman’s vs man’s poem

WOMAN’S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who’s not a creep, One who’s handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who’ll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he’s rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won’t be…

bumperstickers that might start a fight II

ACTUALLY NO ONE OWES YOU CRAP I believe the BEST Social Program is a JOB How will Democrats stand up to terrorists when they can’t even face Fox News? What part of “The Terrorists Want to KILL US” don’t you get moron? Why should I pay for your healthcare? Annoy a Liberal Help Yourself everything…

bumperstickers that might start a fight

WHAT PART OF EUROPE ARE YOU FROM? THE PART WHOSE ASS WE SAVED, OR THE PART WHOSE ASS WE KICKED? “WHEN THE PEOPLE FEAR THEIR GOVERNMENT, THERE IS TYRANNY. WHEN THE GOVERNMENT FEARS THE PEOPLE, THERE IS LIBERTY.” ‘Fairness’ isn’t giving my money to lazy people. Why in the hell should I have to press…