The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: “Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.”
When all my family get in the car there’s not mushroom.
My fren wants 2 become a citizen, but che didn’t know how to read, so I shoulder.
When I’m not home my fren always Texas me, che wonders where I am!
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece then che got herpes.
Ju told me ju were going to tha store but ju went to see sum guy. July to me! Julyer!
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
I was going to go to the store with my wife but che said chicken go herself.
We only have one enchilada left but don’t worry wheelchair.
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
My wife caught me in bed with another women.
I told her, “Honey, harassment nothen to me.”
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
That women has a nice body, Budweiser face so ugly?