2 Coffees….

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard. ‘Are you Mohammed?’ he asks. ‘No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.’ Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds. Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder…

all dem “chillun”…

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. “WOW,” the social worker exclaims, “are they all yours?” “Yep, they are all mine,” the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.’ She says, “sit down Terry.” All the children rush to find seats. “Well,” says the social worker,…

The Obama Timeline…2

In 2003 Obama and his wife attended a dinner in honor of Rashid Khalidi, who just happened to be a former PLO operative, harsh critic of Israel, and advocate of Palestinian rights, and who Obama claims he does not know, even though the Obamas just happened to have dined more than once at the home…

The Obama Timeline…

CAN IT ALL BE COINCIDENCE? by Don Fredrick, ©2012, blogging at The Obama Timeline (Oct. 1, 2012) — As I noted in the introduction to my book, The Obama Timeline, a jury at a murder trial will often find the accumulated circumstantial evidence so overwhelming that a guilty verdict is obvious—even though there may be…

Wall Street Journal Sizes up Obama

A “deadly” article regarding Obama, at the Wall Street Journal, which today is the most widely circulated newspaper in America. Article from the Wall Street Journal – by Alan Caruba: “I have this theory about Barack Obama. I think he’s led a kind of make-believe life in which money was provided and doors were opened…

Dependents….

If you haven’t had your taxes done yet, you might want to try this….. The IRS sent my Tax Return back! I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?” I replied – “12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployable people on food stamps; 2 million…

Chinese Sick Leave…

Ho Chow calls into work and says, “I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.” The boss says, “You know something, Wong Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give…

Catching Pigs…

There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab, the Prof noticed one young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was…

Camel!!!

Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. The first lady asked, “What’s that?” “A condom,” the other lady responded. “This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.”…

Where’s Walter?

Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name. “Walter,” responds the little boy. “And what is your question, Walter?” “I have four questions:” “First, why did the USA bomb Libya without the…

Spelling Bee Champion…

My name be Eboneesha Hernandez, a African-Hispanic-American Girl who jus got a award for bein the bess speler in class. I gots a 67% on the spelin text and 30 points for being black, 5 points for not bringin drugs to class, 5 points for not bringin guns to class, and 5 points for not…

Paraprosdokian:

Paraprosdokian: Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation. ‘Where there’s a will, I want to be in it,’ is a type of paraprosdokian. *  I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So…

Mexican Words of the Day…

1. *Cheese* The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: “Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.” 2. *Mushroom* When all my family get in the car there’s not mushroom. 3. *Shoulder* My fren wants 2 become a citizen, but che didn’t know how to read, so I shoulder. 4.…