THIS JUST IN …………. OSAMA BIN LADEN has just met with the first of his 72 virgins that Allah has promised. ‘ALLAH AKBAR!!’
Month: January 2013
Acorn facts…
History of the Common Ordinary Acorn The common, ordinary acorn is one of the ancient foods of mankind. The first mention of acorns for human consumption was by the Greeks over 2,000 years ago. Over the course of human history it has been estimated that people have eaten more acorns than both wheat and rice…
A Beautiful Parable.
A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said “I don’t think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat.” “Is the man of the house home?” they…
Men at work…2
Using balcony railing for ladder support. Lifting heavy appliances through window using a ladder. Window washing without safety harness. Lunch in the shade. Window unit air conditioner maintenance. THEY MAY NOT BE THE SAFEST WAY IMAGINABLE, BUT YOU HAVE TO AT LEAST GIVE THEM CREDIT FOR INGENUITY! |1| |2|
Men at work…
MEN CAN COME UP WITH THE MOST INTERESTING AND DIVERSE WAYS TO GET ANY JOB DONE! How to do maintenance on the top of a stair landing. How to extend the ladder you’re using. How to perform vehicle maintenance without a vehicle lift. Working on an inside corner of a multilevel building. |1| |2|
Halloween costume contest winner! IV
AND NOW FOR THE CHILDREN…..WHO ARE ALL WINNERS!!! Autumn witch CHUCKY and finally we have a trio of faeries |1| |2| |3| |4|
Halloween costume contest winner! III
Leprechaun Voodoo ghoulsfemale Voodoo dollmale Voodoo dolldetached eye ball |1| |2| |3| |4|
Halloween costume contest winner! II
Princess Leia Spy vs Spy and another…. Spy vs Spy Pinhead |1| |2| |3| |4|
Halloween costume contest winner! I
Just now… the votes have finally been tabulated! The Halloween costume contest winner. The Peter Pan Costume!!!! AND HERE ARE THE RUNNERS UP… In FIRST PLACE we have Ripley in ‘Aliens’ VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITES BELOW Beetlejuice Edward Scissorhands (male) Edward Scissorhands (female) |1| |2| |3| |4|
nose ring…
MY 15 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER ASKED ME IF SHE COULD GET A NOSE RING? SO I BOUGHT HER ONE!
photoshop-six months later…
GET THE BODY YOU DESERVE IN 6 MONTHS… BECAUSE 6 MONTHS IS THE TIME REQUIRED TO LEARN ‘PHOTOSHOP’! THE POWER OF PHOTOSHOP: SEEMS LEGIT TO ME PHOTOSHOP: What a little photoshop can fix FAIL: WHEN YOUR MUSCLES RUIN YOUR FURNITURE
Robin Williams quotes…3
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they have got nothing to lose. And some people say Jesus wasn’t Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father’s business, is mom thought he was God’s gift, he’s Jewish! Give it up! If…
Robin Williams quotes…2
SEE, THE PROBLEM IS THAT GOD GIVES [GAVE] MEN A BRAIN AND A PENIS, AND ONLY ENOUGH BLOOD TO RUN ONE AT A TIME. What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong. We have a president for whom English is a second language. He’s like ‘We have to get rid of dictators,’…
Robin Williams quotes…
I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone, it’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone. Politicians should wear sponsor jackets like Nascar drivers, then we know who owns them. You’re only given one little spark of…
Thankful for all I have!
I fall, I rise, I make mistakes, I live, I learn, I’ve been hurt, I’ve been broken but I’m alive. I’m human but I’m not perfect. I’m thankful for all I have.
The Tortoise and The Hare…
This is the classic tale of the tortoise and the hare and their famous race. “First one home wins.” “Deal.” “FUCK!” MORAL: Being the fastest doesn’t mean you win the race!
There IS an advantage…
THE ADVANTAGE TO BEING A MUSLIM? … WHEN YOU SWITCH GIRL FRIENDS YOU CAN KEEP THE SAME PICTURE ON YOUR DESK! Wife #1; Wife #2; Wife #3 & Wife #4 all say: We’re All treated Equally Under Islamic Law An advantage of being an ex-Muslim middle-Eastener living in North America, is that i can openly…
retired husband….
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local…
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