Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they have got nothing to lose.
And some people say Jesus wasn’t Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father’s business, is mom thought he was God’s gift, he’s Jewish! Give it up!
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
REALITY IS JUST A CRUTCH FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN’T COPE WITH DRUGS.
You’ll notice that Bush never speaks when Cheney is drinking water, check that shit out.
Comedy is acting out sptimism.
My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist.
They tell me now that SpongeBob is gay. SquarePants is not gay. Tight pants maybe. SpongeBob Hot Pants? You go, girl!
PEOPLE SAY SATIRE IS DEAD. IT’S NOT DEAD; IT’S ALIVE AND LIVING IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
These are good…needed the laugh! Winter is getting to me! Cabin fever…shack wacky…agggghhh!
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LOL…I only think I get cold here in Texas…Santa Claus practically lives right next door to you.
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I can see his house and workshop from my back porch! LOL!
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You and Sarah Palin see really great things from your house! LOL
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LOL! Yes…yes we do! You should come over some time and check it out!
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Well, hell, I’ll just run right up there…all the way from Texas LOL
I have to tell a story about us to everyone.
I had a Virgin Mobile cell phone. I called Blessed B.
Suddenly, I am out of minutes on my damn cell phone. I called them, “What the hell going on?! I am out of minutes”.
Virgin Mobile Replied, “You call international, and that ate your minutes up.”
I replied, “Whadda ya mean, they are just next door!.”
She didn’t laugh…and I was not a happy camper!.
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Thank you for saying that. Especially today, I needed that pat on the back.
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Glad to know I could help. You are one of my regulars that I enjoy hearing from, even if I don’t always reply.
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You have a very large responsibility taking care of your site. I do like it VERYmuch.
You have GREAT DAY ALSO!
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Thanks. Hopefully you’ll like what I post next.
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I always like what you post. Looking forward to it.
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Blessed B….I am going to check with Virgin Mobile. I have a new plan with unlimited minutes. I wonder if that means I can call you again! LOL
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LOL! I don’t mind if you call…. better check that you can do international calling with unlimited minutes first though….. it might only be in the US.
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LOL..I will check!
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You’ll Love This. It is an hour long…BUT! You don’t have to pay for a ticket!
Robin Williams – Weapons Of Self Destruction
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Ron White on Paying for The War”:
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I wish I could remember who said it…..it blew me away at the truth of it.
He said, (paraphrase): Comedians must have an exceptionally high IQ in order to turn complicated issues into “understandable comedy”.
Robin Williams, Ron White both have a way about them that we laugh about reallly serious issues.
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Thank you so much for commenting. I’m always so happy to get comments from you. I enjoy them very much. Have a great day! 🙂
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