Pharmaceutical Humor

I’m sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor’s offices on everything from tissues to note pads, this one should get First prize…. I e-mailed it to my Chinese doctor friend; he e-mailed back: “If right stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician.” Advertisements

Milton singing “The Man Song” by Sean Morey

LYRICS Ladies and Gentlemen, The Man Song! (He’s the man!) (He’s the man!) I don’t take no crap from anybody [else but you] I wear the pants around here [when I’m finished with your laundry] Cuz I’m a guy you don’t wanna fight [When I say “Jump”, you say “Yeah right!”] I’m the man of…

Letter From A Mother to A Daughter!

THIS IS DEDICATED TO ALL THE SENIOR MOTHERS OUT THERE – INCLUDING MY OWN MOTHER… [THIS COULD ALSO PERTAIN TO SENIOR FATHERS]. “My dear girl, the day you see I’m getting old, I ask you to please be patient, but most of all, try to understand what I’m going through. If when we talk, I…

Martha Raye – Who Knew?

It was well recognized that Martha Raye endured less comfort and more danger than any other Vietnam entertainer. Don’t let the sun go down without reading this about Martha Raye. The most unforgivable oversight of TV is that her shows were not taped. I was unaware of her credentials or where she is buried. Somehow…

Israel’s new ‘Cutting Edge’ Airport Security

TEL AVIV, Israel. The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It’s an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person. Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone with…

Barack’s B.S. Bingo…

I used to avoid listening to Obama’s speeches. Now, I look forward to the next one. Here is something to help make Obama’s speeches almost tolerable. Just print this page, distribute it to friends, then tune in to his next speech…….. Rules for Bullshit Bingo:  1. Before Barrack Obama’s next televised speech, print your “Bullshit…

How Older Guys Pick Up Chicks

HOW OLDER GUYS PICK UP CHICKS A truly touching story…. I met a girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet. As we lay making love, I thought “These Taser guns are well worth…

Do Dogs go to Heaven?

Absolutely unreal that this actually happened! These two churches face each other across a busy street. ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN ONLY HUMANS GO TO HEAVEN READ THE BIBLE GOD LOVES ALL HIS CREATIONS DOGS INCLUDED DOGS DON’T HAVE SOULS THIS IS NOT OPEN FOR DEBATE CATHOLIC DOGS GO TO HEAVEN PRESBYTERIAN DOGS CAN TALK…

A New Spin…

It seems that every couple of days New Orleans loses one of its treasured ENTREPRENEURS. Lets get the players straight before we go on with this. Interpretation of data not verified but… LARMONDO “FLAIR” ALLEN His Companion: Kawanner Armstrong His Sons : Christian Allen Kwan Allen Larmondo Allen, Jr. His Daughters: Deidra Allen Larmenshell Allen Lamonshea…

66 years later! – Detroit

DETROIT 65 YEARS AFTER HIROSHIMA What has caused more long term destruction –  the A-bomb, or Government welfare programs created to buy the votes of those who want someone to take care of them? Japan does not have a welfare system. Work for it or do without. These are possibly the 5 best sentences you’ll…

66 years later!

What happened to the radiation that lasts thousands of years? HIROSHIMA 1945 We all know that Hiroshima and Nagasaki were destroyed in August 1945 after the explosion of atomic bombs. However, we know little about the progress made by the people of that land during the past 65 years. HIROSHIMA – 65 YEARS LATER |1| …

“1949 Poem-Even more appropriate today!”

DAILY NEWS Friday, November 4, 1949 ODE TO THE WELFARE STATE Mr. Truman’s St. Paul, Minn., pie-for-everybody speech last night reminded us that, at the tail-end of the recent session of Congress, Representative Clarence J. Brows (R-Ohio) jammed into the Congressional Record the following poem, describing its author only as “a prominent Democrat of the…

44 Magnum Accident…

A LESSON TO BE LEARNED!!   .44 Magnum accident First it was baby formula, then pet food, but now you should watch out when buying anything from China, including bright, shiny ammunition. A guy came into the police department the other day to ask a favor. He had a S&W 629 (.44 Mag) that he…