Student lying in grass reading

What in the world do you do ALL day?!?!?

A man came home from work and found his 5 children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around the garden. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog anywhere…

2014.06.06 just filling in...-featured image

Just Filling In…

A Marine was taking college classes between his deployments to Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor that was an atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked everyone by walking into class, looking up and stating “God, if you are real, I want you to come down and knock…

2014.05.09 Creating a Password - boiled cabbage - featured image

Creating a Password: boiled cabbage

CREATING A PASSWORD cabbage Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. boiledcabbage Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. 1 boiled cabbage Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. 50fuckingboiledcabbages Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character. 50FUCKINGboiledcabbages Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case…

2014.04.30 what a hoot !!!- featured image

what a hoot!!!

A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb…

2014.03.25 Who died before they collected Social Security - featured image

who died before they collected Social Security?

(author unknown) REPEAT? IF SO, PLEASE READ AGAIN… The reference to Social Security and Medicare as an entitlement is offensive to me. It is my employer and I who put the money into those forced government programs. I had no choice. Where does a scheme like that become an entitlement? This is such a misleading…

2014.03.24 When you are over 60....who gives a shit...- featured image

when you are over 60… who gives a shit… !

This real arsehole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, “Is that Corona or Blue?” I said, “There’s a fucking tap underneath, taste it.” ***** I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, “If you lost a few kilos, had a shave and got your hair cut,…

2014.03.24 the DEA agent and the rancher - featured image

the DEA agent and the rancher

A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher said, “Okay, but don’t go into that field over there…” as he pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, “Look…

2014 Where did Piss Poor come from - featured image

Where Did ‘Piss Poor’ Come From?…

Here is some interesting historical information and Fun Facts for you to mull over… Urine twas used o tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot and once a day it was then taken and sold to the tannery……. if you had to do this to survive you were “Piss Poor.”…

2014.02.23  2 cows - featured image

2 cows

TWO COWS ~ [Matthias Varga] SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots…

2014.02.14 A Matter Of Perspective - featured image 4

A Matter of Perspective…4

PERSPECTIVE: the ability to look at something from a different point of view. house in San Francisco and yet another San Francisco house NOW A COUPLE OF STREET CHALK ART IMAGES that is a might large frog….hope it doesn’t swallow the baby I would be freaking out if I turned and saw such an enormous…