2015.06.09 Actual Exchanges Between Pilots and Control Towers - featured image

Actual Exchanges Between Pilots and Control Towers

TOWER: “TWA 2341, for noise reduction turn right 45 degrees.” TWA 2341: “Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?” TOWER: “Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?” ************************************************************ FROM AN UNKNOWN AIRCRAFT WAITING IN A VERY LONG TAKEOFF QUEUE: “I’m…

2016.06.09 Gynecologist Quits to Become Mechanic -featured image

Gynecologist Quits to Become Mechanic

This Gynecologist Just Quit Medicine To Become A Mechanic. But What He Does In The Exam Shocks Everyone. A gynecologist had become fed up with the new ObamaCare restrictions, malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.…

2015.06.09 man versus blimp - feature image

man versus blimp

THIS MAN JUST WANTED TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR HIS DAUGHTER. BUT WHAT HAPPENED NEXT ALMOST GAVE HIM A HEART ATTACK. Last night my wife was playing tennis and it was just my daughter and myself at home. I bought a small helium tank from a party store, and we put a blimp together. And…

2015.06.08 A Father's Words of Wisdom - featured image

A Father’s Words of Wisdom

Your Father Probably Told You A Few Things, But Just In Case He Wasn’t Around Enough, Here Are Some Words Of Wisdom You Might Have Missed Out On:   Go for women you perceive to be “out of your league.” You’ll surprise yourself. Never have sex with anyone that doesn’t want it as much as…

2015.06.08 gorilla dies of old age at zoo -featured image

gorilla dies of old age at zoo

SO A GORILLA DIES OF OLD AGE AT A ZOO… WHAT THIS ZOO DID NEXT IS GENIUS! So a gorilla dies of old age at a zoo, right before the zoo opens. It is the only gorilla at the zoo, since they are not very profitable. However, the gorilla is their most popular attraction by…

2015.06.07 cattle guards - featured image

“Cattle Guards”

Cattle Guards or Texas Gates as called by Texans….. YA GOTTA LAUGH TO KEEP FROM CRYING!!! These two, Obama and Biden, are morons and are an embarrassment to the USA! Can you believe it? Biden asks for 6 months of retraining for ‘Cattle Guards!’ You will love this one, I haven’t stopped laughing yet. NOTE:…

2015.06.07 bad day at work - featured image

bad day at work

Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on off-shore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to a radio station who was sponsoring a “worst job…

2015.06.07 If World War One Was A Bar Fight - featured image

If World War One Was A Bar Fight…

GERMANY, AUSTRIA and ITALY are standing together in the middle of a pub when SERBIA bumps into AUSTRIA and spills AUSTRIA‘s pint. AUSTRIA demands SERBIA buy it a whole new suit because of the new beer stains on its trouser leg. GERMANY expresses its support for AUSTRIA‘s point of view. BRITAIN recommends that everyone calm…

2015.06.05 ever been foocked - featured image

ever been foocked?

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said “Have you ever had a hug?” The man said “No,” so she gave him a hug and…

2015.06.05 missing wife - featured image

missing wife

A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color…

2015.06.05 Actual Announcements Made by Flight Attendants - featured image

Actual Announcements Made by Flight Attendants

14 Actual Announcements Made By Flight Attendants. Someone Should Give Them A Medal. “To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised.” “Ladies and…

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The History of Aprons

I don’t think our kids know what an apron is. The principle use of Grandma’s apron was to protect the dress underneath, because she only had a few. It was also because it was easier to wash aprons than dresses, plus aprons used less material. But along with that, it served as a potholder for…

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Christmas miracle granted

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The lettter read: “Dear…